Saturday, July 16, 2011

Do your clothes suck?

o you ever wonder if your clothes suck? Not like style-suck, but like quality-suck. Are you wondering if there is some methodology by which to gauge how much they suck? Wonder no more! There is a simple, easy, and straightforward way to measure how much your clothes suck.  It requires these three simple steps:

  • Step 1: Wash your clothes in the washer. 
  • Step 2: Dry your clothes in the dryer. 
  • Step 3: Open the lint compartment on the dryer.

Do you see a ton of lint?  It's not dust that was on your clothes.  It's not dirt the washer missed.  It's not your cat.  It was not put there by your dryer, no matter how old it is or how much you hate it.  It's your clothes, falling apart.  So if you find an extra shirt lurking in your lint trap, know this:  Your clothes suck.  Start buying them somewhere else.

--A

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